Pip Bones Tries Not to Die

Pip Jones is barely a functioning adult. Scrap that - Pip Bones is barely a functioning human. At this point she's running on firewhiskey, dad-rock music from the 70s and the universes' perverted sense of humour. But what with the return of you-know-who, she's been roped into a war. Thankfully, there's another barely-functioning-human in the Order to keep her company...