Pip Jones is barely a functioning adult. Scrap that - Pip Bones is barely a functioning human. At this point she's running on firewhiskey, dad-rock music from the 70s and the universes' perverted sense of humour. But what with the return of you-know-who, she's been roped into a war. Thankfully, there's another barely-functioning-human in the Order to keep her company...

Sure, Dominique Weasley had made plenty of mistakes in her short life. But none so far had been as tremendously stupid as the one she'd just made - note to self: when finding dodgy pieces of jewellery abandoned in bathroom sinks don't mess around with them. Stuck two decades in the past and surrounded by the lost, Dominique is led to question - do we get what we deserve?