Apples

Crack!Fic starring Draco and an Apple with a guest appearance by none other than one Harry Potter! Warning: Sexual Innuendos, Mild Language, and Possible Scarring for Life. Don't say I didn't warn you. Flames will be used burn Twilight vampires. I own nothing. If I did own it, I probably wouldn't be cruel enough to do this to my own characters. But then again...