Harry never makes it back from the Graveyard. Cedric's framed as a traitor, and Harry's body was found instead. Now, residing in Voldemort's dungeon, what will happen to Dumbledore's Golden Boy? To the Light? Takes place during Goblet of Fire. Order of the Phoenix AU. Rated T for Content, Torture, and Language. Possible Weasley Bashing.

Absolute Chaos, basically. Our heroes from America (PJO and HoO) meet up with Harry Potter and crew. I know it's not time conducive, but it takes place after Hero's of Olympus and during Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Co-written with Etch-le-Sketch and very loosely based off an rp gone out of control. Rated T for language, dry humor, sarcasm, and possible ovary explosions.

Crack!Fic starring Draco and an Apple with a guest appearance by none other than one Harry Potter! Warning: Sexual Innuendos, Mild Language, and Possible Scarring for Life. Don't say I didn't warn you. Flames will be used burn Twilight vampires. I own nothing. If I did own it, I probably wouldn't be cruel enough to do this to my own characters. But then again...