Summary
In London, four very different people team up on a jewel heist, then try to double-cross one another for the loot- wait, wrong, uh, everything. When High-Pharaoh Nyaralthotep is summoned by a cult to their dirty work, he finds himself thrust into a universe where Dumbledore is an evil idiot, the Weasleys are scheming, Harry Potter is female, and Hermione is just a terrible person.