In the corner of Maple and Vine

"Our brother's a vampire and you wake the dead. There, I said it. Nobody's running for the hills. Nobody's coming at us with pitchforks." "It's the 21st century, Bekah. They'd use rifles." — or, the one where Rebekah exploits mug tricks for extra tips, Klaus is a passive-mostly-aggressive piemaker, and Caroline just wants to know why Klaus refuses to touch her. PUSHING DAISIES AU.