Gaston SI

When he was a lad he ate four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large. And now that he's grown he eats five dozen eggs, so he's roughly the size of a barge! Who's a man amongst men? Who's a super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his fans and his end(less) hangers-on! There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down! And his name's G-A-S-T-O-N GASTON!