When he was a lad he ate four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large. And now that he's grown he eats five dozen eggs, so he's roughly the size of a barge! Who's a man amongst men? Who's a super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his fans and his end(less) hangers-on! There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down! And his name's G-A-S-T-O-N GASTON!

It was getting dark. Konohagakure was cast in the long shadow of hokage mountain, the clouds above reflecting the dim orange hue of a setting sun. The lively village was quieting down. Now and then, a cheerful voice could be heard as inhabitants made their final rounds before heading home for the night... (SI/OC)

Picture an untamed, wintery wilderness. A place where spindly, tall evergreens dot the landscape. A deep ravine lay there, where two ice-capped mountain ridges oppose each other. So tall were these ranges, that the observer would have to strain their necks to the point of discomfort just to be able to see their peaks...