Schrödinger's Cat

Your name is Andrew Hussie, and you are not quite sure how being abducted and killed has thrown you into what is perhaps the stupidest and most important adventure of your life. You ARE sure the Gigapause won't be ending any time soon. (A cracky Pokemon/Homestuck fic, more Poke. Rated M for swears and later violence.) [EOA: Unknown. See profile for more.]