Ramen Über Alles

I was wondering why Naruto subscribed to the Church of Ramen instead of the Church of the Log like every other chunin and above ninja. So I decided to write a ONE-SHOT about it. However, I never watched nor read Naruto, only fanfics, so this is probably quite OOC. In summer, my big projects are hard to write continuously, so... this thing. Not sure what genres... please review.