4th of series. The true 1994-1995 school year of Hogwarts, not the fake Harmony published later on as the "Goblet of Fire" to raise funds for the GLA. This is the deconstruction of this archaic blood sport, the scientific explanation of magic, and the general epic power of TECHNOLOGY. On the Mary Sue Litmus Test, Harry is 84, Harmony is about 50, so... Sue, but less than HIM.

Harry's closet friends, with some modifications (due to setting this in my own HP rewrite's future), sit down together to contemplate the question of how much of a Mary Sue Harry is portrayed as in the novelizations of his time at Hogwarts. This fic can stand alone, you need not read any of my other works to understand it. WARNING: Occasional Fridge Horror inside.

How the hell is Sirius Black going to even get close enough to tell Harry the truth given a gun-toting, professionally-trained soldier-girl is backing Harry up? This is the true story of Harry, Ron, Hermione Granger, and Harmony Shepard's third Year. Rated M for occasional EXTREME violence. On the Mary Sue Litmus Test, Harry is 84, Harmony is about 50, so... Sue, but less than HIM.

I was wondering why Naruto subscribed to the Church of Ramen instead of the Church of the Log like every other chunin and above ninja. So I decided to write a ONE-SHOT about it. However, I never watched nor read Naruto, only fanfics, so this is probably quite OOC. In summer, my big projects are hard to write continuously, so... this thing. Not sure what genres... please review.

The true record of events for the school year of 1992-1993, without the distorting and character-excision that Harmony did when publishing a version of her memoirs under the pen name of J.K. Rowling. Here be flash-bangs, guns, crime scene investigations, and, of course, the onset of teenage awkwardness. Science, logic, and the Janitor have returned to Hogwarts... will you?

The events of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone viewed from a completely different perspective. Hermione Jean was a corruption of her older twin sister's name, and Harmony is completely different from Hermione, though both are geniuses. Don't worry, Harmony is not a Sue... I hope.