Fifty Shades of Shite

Bella Swa- I mean, Anastasia Steele's steamy tale of BDSM and complete and utter crap is summarised in this ticklingly terrible parody of everyone's favourite erotica, E.L James' 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. The sort-of sequel to 'Twishite'. WARNING: Extremely anti-Twilight, extremely anti-FSoG - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Rating may go up in future chapters.