Bella Swa- I mean, Anastasia Steele's steamy tale of BDSM and complete and utter crap is summarised in this ticklingly terrible parody of everyone's favourite erotica, E.L James' 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. The sort-of sequel to 'Twishite'. WARNING: Extremely anti-Twilight, extremely anti-FSoG - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Rating may go up in future chapters.

Cyrodiil, 4E 168. Emperor Attrebus Mede II lies dead. While his son, Titus, reluctantly ascends to an unstable Imperial Throne, others see a new chance for power. Yet, amidst the turmoil, rumours run rampant of a potential war brewing with the Aldmeri Dominion and, as rumour slowly turns into reality, the lives of citizens and nobles, peasants and princes are changed forever.

The infamous Tara Gilesbie classic, bearing the title of the "Worst FanFiction Ever Written", re-uploaded and DAILY-DOSED for your convenience.

This is the stupidly written, stupid story about a stupid boy named Harry Potter, and his stupid decisions that caused a lot of stupid things to happen. Join him on his stupid adventure as he stupidly battles stupidity and his stupid arch-nemesis, stupid Voldemort.