Witch Wizard: Hogwarts' First Annual Witchless Beauty Pageant

Hogwarts has depleted the funds reserved for orphaned/poor students as a result of the Second Wizarding War. Dumbledore and his co-conspirators have devised a plan to raise the necessary funds, a Mr. Witch Beauty Pageant. To give the illusion of unanimous support, Dumbledore has required all of the wizard faculty members to participate in addition to any outside volunteers.