Hogwarts has depleted the funds reserved for orphaned/poor students as a result of the Second Wizarding War. Dumbledore and his co-conspirators have devised a plan to raise the necessary funds, a Mr. Witch Beauty Pageant. To give the illusion of unanimous support, Dumbledore has required all of the wizard faculty members to participate in addition to any outside volunteers.
Unspeakable Agent Granger is sent to the depths of the Ministry to work on a division she had never heard of, the NU Files, which covers the seemingly impossible topics of Extraterrestrials to previously uncharacterized Magical creatures. However, the young Gryffindor learned at an early age that the seemingly impossible was entirely probable and common place in the magical world.
Hermione and Severus Snape are expecting a third child, how will the older two, Ellen and Jean Snape handle this?
Hermione Snape wants to start a family. Severus Snape can't possibly understand why she would want that with him. Hermione finds her husband's doppelgänger (Marilyn Manson) and tries to use this information to convince him that his looks wouldn't be atrocious to pass on to future generations.