A Bloody Good Christmas

Of all the people in the world, it just had to be Rose Weasley. The universe couldn't do him a solid and have someone else be on call tonight, no. He didn't even ask for it to be a great hair day, all he wanted was to not be the half-drugged, slurring wanker with the bleeding hand and the missing finger - was that too much to ask? Clearly. [Christmas One-Shot]