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  • Long Time No Seer

    For the most part, Fate has allowed Scorpius Malfoy to read his books and squander his trust fund in peace - and now it's come to collect. When his Aunt Daphne demands that he take care of True Sight, her fortune-telling shop, Scorp hadn't expected Rose Weasley to be a regular - which just goes to show how great of a Seer he is. [Post-Hogwarts, Non-CC Compliant, Multi POV]

  • The Banging Brigade

    Scorp is angry at the world because... well, it's Christmas. Rose has Christmas spirit out the wazoo. Unsurprisingly, they hate each other. Them even talking to each other is a Christmas Miracle in and of itself, which is where meddlesome friends and Secret Santa setups come into play. [Christmas Six-Shot] [Post-Hogwarts]

  • Witch Slap

    Twenty-one year old Albus Potter convinces a pre-med Rose Weasley to move into an apartment with him and Scorpius Malfoy. Chaos ensues. Scorose fluff

  • A Bloody Good Christmas

    Of all the people in the world, it just had to be Rose Weasley. The universe couldn't do him a solid and have someone else be on call tonight, no. He didn't even ask for it to be a great hair day, all he wanted was to not be the half-drugged, slurring wanker with the bleeding hand and the missing finger - was that too much to ask? Clearly. [Christmas One-Shot]

  • Good News, Bad News

    Two sides of the same coin live in adjacent offices at the Daily Prophet: Good News and Bad News. Rose Weasley is all joy and repressive outbursts of anger, and Scorpius Malfoy stews in his cynicism and hides behind a smirk. When a Magical Storm ravages London, the two are yeeted into a forced cohabitation that works far, far better than either of them would have predicted.

  • Crumpled and Sharp

    Every Tuesday, he passes out on the counter. Every Tuesday, she lets him crash on her couch. Every Wednesday morning, he's gone. (One-Shot, Post-Hogwarts, Disgusting Fluff)

  • Panflakes

    A companion piece to Witch Slap [scorose one-shot]

  • You Just Carry The Squiggle

    A companion piece to Witch Slap [scorose one-shot]