this thing of darkness (i acknowledge mine)

Flash sighed. "So what do I have to do to get rid of you?" Why would you want to do that? I am delightful company. "Why? How about because I have a life! A girlfriend! I'm graduating in less than two months! This is the worst possible time shit could happen to me!" (An MJ/Flash romcom meets a Venom!Flash dramedy. Part 1 of "A Symbiote by Any Other Name.")