Summary
Based on the 'Things I Shall Not Do At Hogwarts' series on YouTube. A bored Naomi Wildman is scrolling through Voyager's database when she comes across a list of rules, written by an unknown author, about how to survive aboard Voyager. Hopefully funny (well, it's meant to be, but my sense of humour is a little dark) with some swearing and mild sexual references. J/C P/T references