Based on the 'Things I Shall Not Do At Hogwarts' series on YouTube. A bored Naomi Wildman is scrolling through Voyager's database when she comes across a list of rules, written by an unknown author, about how to survive aboard Voyager. Hopefully funny (well, it's meant to be, but my sense of humour is a little dark) with some swearing and mild sexual references. J/C P/T references

Captain Janeway has had enough... For some reason, four members of her crew simply refuse to get along. Pretty soon, someone is going to get killed (...probably by B'Elanna...) The solution? Stick them all in the delta flyer, put Chakotay in charge and send them on an away mission. Just a bit of Voyager humour. P/T pairing and a little bit of J/C (rated for adult humour)