Awfully Cursed Potter



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Harry Potter's the hard-bitten head of the DMLE. Only, someone wrote The Cursed Child, and I can't stop making fun of it. Harry's committed adultery with Hermione, is getting divorced and... that's the tip of the iceberg. And he might accidentally on purpose assault Draco Malfoy. Full of bad language. Warning: contains parts of Cursed child and Lawyer!Daphne. Not Novocaine.

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