Fifty Shades of Jeffrey the Giraffe

It's finally out! The full and complete origin story of Jeffrey of the Giraffe. Note: Any relation to another character named "Jeffrey the Giraffe" is purely unintentional. Also note that a disturbed 13 year old wrote this, which is why the grammar sucks. DO NOT READ UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES IF YOU ARE: Easily offended by religion, race, rape, politics, or incredibly butthurt.