Harry Potter is aborted by Voldemort!

Voldemort goes back in time and realizes the EASIEST way to get rid of his future nemesis is simply to convince Lily to abort the nuisance! 'Yes Lily, it's better to abort it and focus on a career and keeping your figure! Forget family, fuck around and get as many abortions as you want, its empowering!" Planned Poophood was so impressed they made Voldy CEO and resident Satanist.