Just a short little piece of voldemort POEM. ACROSTIC.

Lord Harry Potter-Black Harry Potter is going back to Hogwarts. and he Harry spent summer training with goblins/dragons/house-elves/mentor!snape/Masterofdeath!/werewolves/elderwand/Multiharem

Hermione must survive in the hands of the most evil man who ever lived, Lord Voldemort. Warning: dark & violent. What happens when Voldemort makes Hermione his 8th horcrux and can no longer keep his distance from her? Voldemort/Hermione with supremacist. Bellatrix/Voldemort on the side. Please review if you read, it's the polite thing to do.

Voldemort goes back in time and realizes the EASIEST way to get rid of his future nemesis is simply to convince Lily to abort the nuisance! 'Yes Lily, it's better to abort it and focus on a career and keeping your figure! Forget family, fuck around and get as many abortions as you want, its empowering!" Planned Poophood was so impressed they made Voldy CEO and resident Satanist.

What if the one thing you want is forbidden? The lust in his eyes told her one thing: she was his. Could Draco save her from his father? Or from Antonin? DARK. The Death Eaters are men who are used to getting their way but Hermione isn't ready to be anyone's sacrifice. Antodramione

Just a short little piece of voldemort fluff. Read and find out.

The Ministry of Magic is at it again and passes new legislation and other laws.

Drabbles and acrostics for each HP character. I own nothing, JK Rowling owns everything. Thanks.

Ch 1: Voldemort. Ch 2: Vernon Dursley Ch 3: The Basilisk Ch 4: Pansy Parkinson Ch 5: Draco Ch 6: Dumbledore.

Songs and dance of praise for our favorite and only Dark Lord :)

Sirius is alive and at Grimmauld Place. Hermione is just a girl who happens to be the best friend of his godson. Then she finds a jewelled black box in his family's possession and is placed under a deadly curse that will force Sirius to decide between doing what is right and what it takes to protect those he loves. HG/SB Dark themes. Dark magic.

"I'm not sure what you're talking about, Remus," Tonks rolled her eyes, "Though if you're referring to that time I told you I loved you, that was a while ago now!" "It's been barely two months Tonks! And you've been with Sirius for a month, don't insult my intelligence by telling me the two things are unrelated!" Dark Tonks, dark Remus, RemusHermione, SiriusTonks.

Tonks/Sirius/Remus. Jealousy. Order of the Phoenix.

Tonks/Sirius/Lupin. What if when Remus told Tonks he was too old and dangerous for her, she got tired of waiting and moved on to Sirius? What if Remus realized the mistake he made? Rated M for slutty Tonks, angry Remus, and slutty-angry possessive Sirius. Yes, this is a love triangle.

Hermione wants Sirius. Sirius refuses. Enter unsuave Ron and Sirius' attempts to teach him game. Dangerous Liaisons meets Harry Potter meets Cyrano de Bergerac.

Cruel Intentions/Dangerous Liaisons meets Harry Potter.

OoTP all about Mr. Sirius Black, who is both a JOKER and a SAD SOUL with puppy eyes trying to forget his past. Read this for laughs and cries, exploding gifts, giant chocolate frogs, Redbull, drunken mistakes, tantalizing dreams, Ron bashing, psychological trauma, dementors and dark nightmares. HG/SB. You have been warned.