Summary
The Carnivorous Muffin's computer, one dark and stormy night, becomes sentient! Or, at least, sentient enough to write post-modern fanfiction. By devouring fic after fic of The Carnivorous Muffin's work, The Carnivorous Muffin computer now comes to you with new original fanfiction. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll probably laugh and cry. Based on other Carnivorous Muffin fanfics.