How to Date an Idiotic Pureblood Wizard
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Hermione just knows Draco's up to something in the Ministry-mandated Muggle Awareness Class. She's not going to let him, not if it's going to interfere with her plans to take over the world, starting with one Pureblood at a time. Written for TheMourningMadam's Fairy Tale Fest. Crackfic tribute to My Immortal. Read at your own risk.