Wandless in Egypt: Draco's stranded in Egypt, but luckily, there's a Granger in sight. Now, if only he could prevent himself from strangling her. Fun times abroad: It was supposed to be a leisurely solo trip down the Nile. Hermione didn't factor in one blond man from her past and all his drama. Then there's the fact that everyone's after him. Much hilarity ensues. Maybe.

In the dark, all cats are grey. In the dark, James Potter looks so much like Harry. In the dark, Hermione can't resist giving in to her impulses. Maybe this is the way to get closure. Hermione x James, no time travel, explicit

In the aftermath of the war, Hermione sits day in and day out next to a slowly recuperating and mute Severus Snape, and realises that it's not just sympathy keeping her there. SSHG

When the Ministry passes the Marriage Law, Hermione doesn't leave her fate to chance. It's supposed to be a mutually beneficial arrangement with the last surviving male Black heir. She's not supposed to develop feelings for him. Sirius x Hermione.

Pansy Parkinson had no need for heroes. Non-linear events from the viewpoint of Pansy Parkinson. Featuring Neville x Pansy and Harry x Pansy (not triad). Seventh year, eighth year, and post-Hogwarts events. Three-shot written for the Fairest of the Rare LoveFest 2020. Stands complete as of now, but may be expanded.

What they have isn't meant to leave the dark confines of the broom closet...or is it? Based on Elithien's Dramione fanart Role Models. Hogwarts-era Dramione.

She wasn't supposed to be in this time period, much less fall for him. No matter what the stars say. Written for the Fairest of the Rare Love Fest 2020.

Hermione's done something really, uncharacteristically stupid. She doesn't even know who that something is. One-night stand mystery pairing. Figure it out before Hermione does! (Hint: It's not hard. Or maybe it was.) Rom-Com.

1999. Eighth year. Something's different about Draco Malfoy. He's kind and courteous, and he even smiles. Ginny is convinced something's wrong with him, but Hermione would rather believe the best of him. He's changed for the better, right? Or perhaps it's something a bit more sinister… Written for the Twistmas 2019 Collection.

All oneshots under 5k will be placed in this file. Pairings will differ from chapter to chapter.

Hagrid's always felt left out at Hogwarts on account of his background. Until the day he meets the friend who truly wants to help him. Slightly serious twoshot crackfic. Featuring squidsex in the second part. Read at your own risk. Written for the Fairest of the Rare Love Fest 2020.

Drabbles and oneshots, mostly of the Dramione kind, from prompts on Tumblr. By and large, each will be under 5k.

Because of course Hermione Granger would find a way to stopper time if she set her mind to it. What happens if you manage to solve the mystery of immortality? It's not as wonderful as it sounds when you return to find that the world has continued spinning without you in it, and that everything is changed forever... Winner of Dramione Remix Round 10 Reader's Choice Award.

The War was over, and things should have been better—but they weren't. Or maybe they could be. Repeated encounters with an old classmate puts old wounds into perspective. Dramione. EWE. Written for the 2019 Drizzle Fest.

Hermione just knows Draco's up to something in the Ministry-mandated Muggle Awareness Class. She's not going to let him, not if it's going to interfere with her plans to take over the world, starting with one Pureblood at a time. Written for TheMourningMadam's Fairy Tale Fest. Crackfic tribute to My Immortal. Read at your own risk.

The War's over, but not at Hogwarts. Meet the S4, and the Muggleborn witch who's determined to go up against their leader. Dramione reimagined as Boys Over Flowers. Written for the 2019 Ridikkulus Fest.

Meet the Honourable Mr. Draco Malfoy, rich, entitled, and bored, and the adventures that just might turn him into a reluctant hero. Regency England AU featuring the Napoleonic Wars. Written for the KyoDreams In Another Life AU Fest 2019.

Revenge is a dish best served cold. In the icy reaches of the Himalayas, years after their ill-conceived affair, Hermione plots out the steps to her revenge with a few old friends. It just so happens that things don't turn out exactly the way she plans, not when tempers are running so hot.

Harry's been acting a bit odd lately and unloads a kneazle on Hermione just before he gets himself obliviated. What's going on, and more importantly, why has Draco Malfoy gone missing? It might be up to Hermione to figure it out. DMHG/HPGW, fluff and mystery in two parts. Entry for the 2018 HP LJ CreatureFest. *complete*

Addiction happened in stages. Unfortunately, it had a tendency to creep up on you without you realizing it. And sometimes, it only takes the once to create the habit. DMHG in 7 parts. Featuring meanie!Hermione & changed!Draco. *Complete*