Summary
Voldemort gets his death eaters together to discuss dark matters: He has a new plan, a plan that will sure destroy Harry Potter once and for all, create a quidditch team. Voldemort, Bellatrix, Paco, and Paco #2 will be playing the ultimate game of quidditch with the-boy-that-lives. "More shrimp, please." - A One-Shot Harry Potter Parody. Enjoy.