The Author tries to write a fanfic about Harry, if only her characters would behave. "Hey, we behave," Ginny says sticking her head into the room. Come on, can't I even get some peace while writing the summary? "Nope," says Harry, before he proceeds to laugh maniacally. - A One-shot Harry Potter parody. Enjoy.

Years after Harry's disappearance, Ginny is a married woman, with a son and many secrets to hide. Does she regret the things she has done over the years guided by her resentment towards a man she still loves? Can she make the right choice, or will she be tormented by them in the end? Incomplete is mostly canon except for the events that are taken from book 7: Deathly Hollows.

Voldemort gets his death eaters together to discuss dark matters: He has a new plan, a plan that will sure destroy Harry Potter once and for all, create a quidditch team. Voldemort, Bellatrix, Paco, and Paco #2 will be playing the ultimate game of quidditch with the-boy-that-lives. "More shrimp, please." - A One-Shot Harry Potter Parody. Enjoy.

Years after Harry's disappearance, Ginny's a married woman, with a son and many secrets to hide. Has she gambled more than she can bargain with? Does she regret the things she's done over the years guided by her resentment towards a man she still loves.

Eighteen years have passed since the final battle and Harry is still tormented by his demons, and his inability to forget may cost him his family....