Paper Prophets

Scorpius Malfoy is an under-appreciated journalist at the Daily Prophet, fabulously outdone every time by Rita Skeeter's mindless gossip columns. When Skeeter calls in sick, what will Malfoy have to do to keep his job? Surely not...interview his roommate's sister? Not when there are real stories to be covered! Rated for implied sexy-times, black eyes, and verbal f-wittery.