She went to sleep a little girl at the foot of a steam engine, and awoke a passenger on the train that never stops. Lily Luna may have died that day on Platform 9 3/4, but here she is alive. What saved her from a disastrous fate all those years ago, and trapped her inside the Hogwarts Express? Will she ever meet her family again? Can she ever be free?

Draco Malfoy hates Harry Potter, and he has every right to according to him! But when he comes up with the perfect plan to stir the proverbial cauldron - slip Hermione a little love potion to see how Harry reacts - Draco starts to realise that there is perhaps more to Miss Mudblood than he had previously deduced. Revamped version of "Not Just Another Love Spell" by RoboticUrges.

Peeves is trying his best to escape the ghosts in school, but what happens when he falls in love with one? Crackfic written for the Teachers' Lounge Crackfest Challenge '13 (a.k.a. The Crackening!); specifically, lightblue-Nymphadora and TellatrixForever. (Peeves/Myrtle)

Hermione is tasked with writing an historical essay on the Final Battle for her favourite history book! Pure crAKKKk-cocaine! Affectionately known as: 'History Written By A Madwoman On A Caffeine High Strong Enough To Power A Residential Block', 'What J. K. Rowling Would Block Me On Twitter For', and 'My Friends Said This Was A Good Idea So It Must Be'.

Hermione Granger was always meant to tread a different path in life. What she didn't expect was that the path would be void of magic and trampled down by horseshoes. As a servant of the House of Malfoy, could she really hope for better? Squib!Hermione. Rated for verbal f-wittery.

*PARODY!ALERT* Yes, this is based on THE My Immortal. The spelling and grammar is atrocious, as expected. I was suckered into uploading it for Lindzey because of her lack of FF win. Watch as Eboby finally rids Hogwarts of the language spell it's been undr

What happens when one of the Founders trips into the present? Salazar is pretty sure it should involve heads rolling, namely that bloody messy Gryffindor's, but she soon finds something dark is afoot at Hogwarts. Just what really happened to split the Founders apart? And why is it still affecting the school in the 20th century? And just WHO told everyone she was a man! (SS/SS)

Hogwarts was abandoned after the war. Considered little more than a reminder of past greatness and great pain, it sat for 30 years unattended. When a mysterious message blazes its way across Europe, will hope be restored? Can a ball save the school? More than that, can it save people? Amidst festivities, a broken family, a displaced youth, and an undead girl all seek to heal.

As the heroine of her own story, Lily Luna has never thought of herself as particularly weak. That is, until the consequences of a forbidden affair force her to realise that 'Action Girls' aren't always the best decision makers, and sometimes even the heartiest heroine is allowed to expect more from life than pain. Rated for the unexpected.

After losing her best friend to the Dark Lord, Hermione is sent to the past to change Voldemort's fate. But, can a teenage witch really be ready for that kind of responsibility? And will he even like her? Rated for...slight tourettes of the vernacular kind.

Scorpius Malfoy is an under-appreciated journalist at the Daily Prophet, fabulously outdone every time by Rita Skeeter's mindless gossip columns. When Skeeter calls in sick, what will Malfoy have to do to keep his job? Surely not...interview his roommate's sister? Not when there are real stories to be covered! Rated for implied sexy-times, black eyes, and verbal f-wittery.

Ginny didn't want to go home for Christmas, and why should she, with scheming brothers in the mix? But caught between a book and a stern face, she has no choice but to allow herself to be taken hostage in the worst possible way. She may be a guinea pig under a spell, but what will her beloved think? WARNING: Contains subtle amounts of crack, exploding snap, and mental breakdowns!

He knew when he met her, that it was her he wanted, and even if he was shallow and vain, and largely self-serving, she wanted him back. Companion fic to 'Hogwarts: A Mystery' - the story of Salazar Slytherin's parents. Can be read as a stand-alone fic.

Sirius Black has spent most of his life sacrificing, both intentionally and by force. All he wants is revenge, until he realises what he really wanted was a reason for all that sacrifice. Set during PoA. Songfic.