Hermione has a crush!

Hermione likes Scabior. Scabior likes Hermione. Hermione hates Scabior's girlfriend, Fleur. Scabior doesn't know if Hermione is legal yet. Hermione's brother, Harry, his boyfriend Ron and Ron's brothers Fred and George decide to rock the boat and get the two of them together! Hilarity Ensues. AU. No magic, all muggle.