Pumpkin Eaters

"Jesus, am I the only one who thinks monogamy is worth fighting for?" I asked, waving a knife at the man's face."I mean seriously, is it so hard to keep it in your pants and stay faithful to the woman you love? All of this could have been avoided if you had just broken up with her properly! You wouldn't have been caught cheating, I wouldn't have been hired to kill you, simple!"