I hoisted Gaara up off of the ground impatiently and knelt down to his eye level "Next time someone picks on you, don't get emotional and lash out at them, come and get me and I'll handle it for you, got it?" I asked. He sniffled a bit, then grabbed my sleeve in a death grip and nodded silently. I ruffled his hair "Good, now let's get outta here before Yashamaru throws a hissy fit"
When you see a battered little boy covered in vomit with half of his face swollen up like a balloon and he's totally unable to move or defend himself, you don't just fucking leave him there. I mean, come on, competition or not, that's a dick move. /SLASH!/
"Kiss my asexual ass, mother f******s, you'll never catch me alive! MUAHAHA-" the trolling of my fellow spirits was cut short when I saw the golden flash of a whip from the corner of my eye. It wrapped around my ankle and I was hanging upside down in the next instant. I cleared my throat, "Now when I said kiss my ass-" The big bunny held up it's paw as a signal for me to shut up.
Kaneki was the weak one, the one who couldn't control anything, the one who flinched at the prospect of death. If he wanted to keep those around him safe, he would have to endure the company of a ravenous Rize for a bit longer than he would like to. /Slash!/ white haired Kaneki x Dark haired Kaneki!
"Jesus, am I the only one who thinks monogamy is worth fighting for?" I asked, waving a knife at the man's face."I mean seriously, is it so hard to keep it in your pants and stay faithful to the woman you love? All of this could have been avoided if you had just broken up with her properly! You wouldn't have been caught cheating, I wouldn't have been hired to kill you, simple!"
"Alright, here's the plan, you distract him while I go find Sasuke," Elaine whispered-yelled into my ear "Then we'll meet up by the river we passed by on the way here! Foolproof, BYE!" she then threw a smoke bomb onto the ground and disappeared in an instant. I gaped at the place she used to be, then glanced hesitantly at the murderous looking redhead who now stared at me intently.
"I...told...you...to...pick...D Gray-man!" I yelled in between punches. "It...was...an...accident!" Sam said while dodging each punch. "You've fucked us both!" I growled at her, trying to catch her with an uppercut. She narrowly avoided my fist. "Calm down!" She pleaded. "No! What the hell are we gonna do in Kuroshitsuji? We can't train in a place like this!"