Summary
Salutations, fellow brothers and sisters in the best genre of music ever: metal! AWWWWWW YEAH! From the troll who brought you One Less Lonely Gurl and Plankton's Eye View comes an epic tale of epic proportions told from the perspective of a stereotypical metal elitist. RATED M 4 METULZ! \m/ NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SIRIUSLY! (Yup, it's a parody of the infamous My Immortal.)