The Devil Wears Green (and Red) Quidditch Robes

"He smelled disgusting, and he looked like shit, but she had to give it to James – despite his inability to stand on his own, he was still the flirtiest bastard alive. And boy, was she mighty lucky to call him her boyfriend." - In the most eventful Quidditch match in Hogwarts history, someone gets hit by a bludger, almost falls off their broom, and a bloody brawl ensues...