Wishes DO Come True!

Three goddesses seeking peace must balance perfection with chaos in order to finally, AT LAST, extend the Marauder's lives past 40 after literally millions of tries. "The Marauders died again." HE declared smugly. "What! But—but Marge was perfect! How'd he die?" "As it turns out, Marge stabbed him with a butcher knife." "See? An arguing, fighting couple doesn't always work out."