Witch Weekly, Which Wizard?

Twenty-something Ginny Weasley picks up an issue of the obnoxious tabloid, Witch Weekly, because, well, her face is plastered all over it. 'APPARENTLY' her and Draco Malfoy are in love. Filled with mirth, she looks at the picture of her and her reluctant new business partner, at a lunch meeting in Hogsmeade. Filled with horror, she sees exactly what the headline is talking about...