Party Crasher re-posted

The first chapter of a response to Reptilia's challenge for an H/Hr do-over fic, written in early 2009 as a palate cleanser. There's no intention of ever completing it. I'm not a fan of soulmates / soul bonds as commonly played in fanon; this shows here. If you think you recognize Mr. Grimm and a couple of his remarks, then you were a fan of English indie rock in 2009, lol.