Summary
Jason wakes up one seemingly ordinary morning, only to discover that 1) a girl on Nico's floor is apparently watching zombie porn; 2) Leo busted his lip in a tragic twerking accident; and 3) Reyna and Gwen fell asleep in a closet during a desperate search for Mentos and popcorn. / Alcohol and demigods? What could POSSIBLY go wrong? T for swearing.