"I have brought you a hero's fate, and a hero's fate is never happy." / T for character death and minimal swearing.

In which Lily disapproves of James's name suggestions. / All dialogue. M for heavy swearing and more sexual references than I think I've ever put into one fic.

Annabeth is glad she got to spend her last morning on earth with her best friend. / Dedicated to JasonGraceless. Happy birthday, Percy!

"The loneliest moment in someone's life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly." —The Great Gatsby, by F. Scott Fitzgerald

Jason wakes up one seemingly ordinary morning, only to discover that 1) a girl on Nico's floor is apparently watching zombie porn; 2) Leo busted his lip in a tragic twerking accident; and 3) Reyna and Gwen fell asleep in a closet during a desperate search for Mentos and popcorn. / Alcohol and demigods? What could POSSIBLY go wrong? T for swearing.

Despite the challenges they're facing, Dumbledore's Army can still have some fun once in a while—at least until Ginny somehow procures the meat cleaver. / Rated T for swearing.

Oh, boy! It's another "nineteen years later" fic! First in what will probably turn out to be a series. This covers everything from after the battle to having James. Harry/Ginny, accompanied by the rest of the Weasleys. T to be safe.

What do our beloved characters smell when confronted with a cauldron of this powerful love potion? Unfortunately, it's not Number Nine. Rated T for a bit of language.

"If this was truly what he had accomplished, if it was really what had been gained, then it was something, finally, that he was proud to take credit for." Harry's thoughts after the final battle. T for some swearing. Honestly, Ronald!

Harry's first word is not "Sirius", much to the disappointment of his godfather.

Rewritten with dialogue. One ordinary day, the Weasley and Potter children are introduced to a curious Muggle thing called a "fan-fik-shun". What could possibly go wrong? Written for wombat-of-awesomeness.

How, exactly, does the Sorting Hat make up its song each year? One-shot set before Deathly Hallows.

The first night after Ron returns, he and Harry have a conversation covering everything from Horcruxes to Hermione Granger. One-shot.

After an innocent first-year is nearly killed by the one and only Alecto Carrow, Neville wonders how much longer Hogwarts can last without Harry.

Oneshot. Ron discovers what he will call his "finest hour."

Voldemort's nipple, McGonagall's homework, and Hermione's contagious studiousness are just some of the things you'll see in the Hogwarts toilet stalls when Harry Potter and the gang are around.