Remind me of the Babe!

{Co-written with Wynni} Jareth leaves for his honeymoon, whom can he trust with his Labyrinth but another King in possession of extensive experience in dealing with Goblins? [Hobbit x Labyrinth Crossover, with a dozen other fandoms thrown in] Thorin x OC, Fili x OC, and Kili gets to play with fireworks!