On his way to Bree, just before the fateful meeting with the Grey Wizard, Thorin gets ambushed and wounded on the road. While healing, he seeks shelter in the house of the local healer, a redheaded woman named Wren. I reckon you know what happens next ;) This is a classic kkolmakov fic: lots of fluff, and very little canon. Read at your own risk! :) No negativity allowed!
An M rated companion piece to 'Thorin's Happy Happenstances.' Wren doesn't want to go to dinner, and it seems neither does Thorin. Nothing but fluffy smut and smutty fluff. Read at your own risk. No canon included, no negativity permitted. The piece takes place after/instead of Chapter 49 of the main story.
Dedicated to Just4Me. It is an alternative chapter for one of the 13 Dwarves in "Thorin's Company". Since Just4Me said she does not see him in a smutty piece, this plot twist would not leave my head. He will get his non-smutty chapter in due time since she gave me an absolutely marvelous idea for it *No infringement intended* Timeline #1.
Have you ever felt completely confused when reading my stories? Have you gotten lost in all the springs and mornings? Does the timeline and birth dates of the little Oakenshields confuse you? Here is a simple and elegant solution to your problems! I present you "Thorin's Timeline", a short and convenient guide through the mad maze that is my creativity. Short explanations included.
What did our two clueless lovers do while separated for three mounts? Companion piece to "Thorin's Morning After" *No Infringement Intended* At least a two-piece. Only laughs and dalliances! Timeline #1.
It all started as a little mushy and sexy drabble for Valentine's Day. The first morning after a night with the King Under the Mountain. Days go by but our clueless lovers still cannot sort out their predicament after the first night of passion *No infringement intended* Timeline #1. Story #2.
A series of one-shots, each dedicated for one member of Thorin's company on their Quest for Erebor. Mostly inspired by the films, but I'm trying to avoid contradicting the book. Best read together with my other drabbles *No infringement intended* Timeline #1.
Keep your Dwarf clean and your thoughts dirty! *No infringement intended* Just a light cheery one-shot. I felt Thorin deserves a bit pampering :) Format fixed! Timeline #1. Story #10.
The pain behind your eyelids is searing white, slicing you mind and spirit, perfect in its blazing cruelty like a finest Dwarven dagger. Will you let the remorseful King take the pain away? *No infringement intended* One-shot. Timeline #1. Story #4.
And one time it was *No Infringement Intended* Since I was asked by several people what the name of the narrator of my stories is, here it is :) Timeline #1. Can be read independently.
Thorin considers himself a skilled hunter but who is the prey this time? A bit of fun and smut *No infringement intended* Timeline 1. Story #5.
He's a healer. She's an Auror. They dated at school - and then Teddy Lupin came along. Six years later, they meet by accident while she's on a case in his city. {New Generation era. My protagonists are OC - entirely in her case; while he's inspired by Thorin from The Hobbit. The story is best read after my fanfic "Thorin Durinson and the Conundrum of the Ginger Transfer Student"}
{Sequel to my Greek mythology bonanza "Stop, Hammer Time!"} Aphrodite and Hephaestus have given up their immortality, and have fully expected to live happily ever after with their four kids. And then comes Loki, claiming that Aphrodite is none other but his former wife, Sigyn! {Crossover with recent Marvel films; elements of Norse mythology; multifandom fusion}
Aphrodite has always been Daddy's girl but surely some screws in Zeus's noggin have gone loose! She cannot marry Hephaestus! He is grotty, unsophisticated, doesn't like poetry and his sacred animal is an ass! Thorin as Hephaestus, my usual OC, Wren as the Goddess of Love and his reluctant betrothed COMPLETE. COMPANION FIC ADDED AT THE END
Two years after the Battle of the Five Armies, Wren of Enedwaith, a young healer of Men comes to the City of Dale. Dale and Esgaroth have been restored, Dain Ironfoot rules Erebor, and life is abundant and peaceful. The King Thorin II rests in a tomb of white stone under his Mountain. Who is the Dwarf with piercing blue eyes Wren sees in her dreams? COMPLETE/EPILOGUES/ONESHOTS
{Harry Potter x Hobbit Crossover} Thorin Durinson is the uncrowned King of his year in Slytherin. He's popular, his father is the Headmaster of Hogwarts, and chicks love him! Life is ace, except for one little aggro: the new student, a ginger bird called Wren Leary who just doesn't want to give into his charms! Part 1 & 2: COMPLETE. Part 3: IN PROGRESS [Thorin x my OC, Wren]
A collection of smutty unrelated one-shots between the King Under the Mountain and his Queen. Same verse as "Thorin's Queen." Can be read independently.
Famous fairytales with a humorous twist, and Thorin Oakenshield and my OC, Wren as the protagonists *No Infringement Intended*
Modern AU one-shot collection based on your prompts, and sometimes just something that comes to my barmy mind. John Thorington (modern AU Thorin Oakenshield) and my OC, Wren reincarnated through times and locations and always finding each other *No Infringement Intended*
Steampunk AU. Thirty two years ago SS Erebor was lost at sea, and John Thorington, the owner of Durinson & Co. Steamship Company Ltd. assembles a crew of misfits to find the ship. In the world of steam, brass and external combustion the company will venture on an adventure, and perhaps, there is indeed a colossal squid guarding the precious cargo of SS Erebor *ON HIATUS*