Melvin Versus the Wrecking Ball

Summary: Marik informs his yami that Miley Cyrus is trying to have a better ass than them and a better weird sticking-out-tongue face than Melvin does. Melvin won't stand for such competition, so he goes to give Miley Cyrus a hug. But can the Millennium Rod defeat the Wrecking Ball? A YGOTAS one-maybe-twoshot crackfic. No shippings, just crack.