In honor of Valentine's Day, I'm going to force myself to write 14 romance one-shots for 14 Hetalia pairings that I don't actually ship! Help me out by suggesting shippings for me to do! Full explanation inside! Will stay T and below. Only PAIRings. Starts on January 31st, ends on February 14th. Shipping of the day: SeaLiech: Sealand (Peter Kirkland) X Liechtenstein (Lili Vogel).
"Gather 'round, children. I, Alfred F. Jones, am going to tell you a wonderful tale. This is the thrilling, epic, and tragic story of how it came to be that Arthur 'Artie Fartie' Iggnatus Azalea Eyebrows Kirkland came to be so terrible at cooking absolutely everything and anything. A family classic that all are sure to enjoy!" (Rated T for language and somewhat gross imagery.)
Summary: Marik informs his yami that Miley Cyrus is trying to have a better ass than them and a better weird sticking-out-tongue face than Melvin does. Melvin won't stand for such competition, so he goes to give Miley Cyrus a hug. But can the Millennium Rod defeat the Wrecking Ball? A YGOTAS one-maybe-twoshot crackfic. No shippings, just crack.