We Spend a Lot of Time in Nursing Homes

This is the Google Translated Version of the original tale, We Spend Far Too Much Time in the Hospital Wing. Example: Original line: "Oi Oakley, How's your arm?" After 10 layers of Google Translate: "Wow Oakley! You're a weapon?" Story-line is not coherent but random sentences make it funny to read. Happy April Fools Day!