My Precious
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Modern Setting. Due to an epic breakup years ago, the only contact Thorin and Bilbo have with each other is a result of their four year old son Frodo. Or so they'd tell you if you asked. Then Bilbo makes the mistake of going on a date with this guy he met online, who turns out to be a crazy serial killer...and suddenly Thorin isn't looking so bad in comparison.