Disney Princess Rehabilitation

Introduction: My name is Dr. Tax-fattened-hyena, I deal with malignant maladies of the mind. Particularly blank canvases. So naturally I do a lot of work with Disney Princesses and other damsels previously or currently in distress. These poor ladies suffer from many maladies: fear of blowing away due to tiny waist size, gerontophobia, chronomentrophobia... Curse you Disney!