Wait — I Don't Think This Was The Plan
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Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy managed to adopt The Boy Who Lived! Of course, their nefarious plot to eliminate him is perfectly planned, and won't have any hiccups, right? Right? Right guys? Oh no, the kid's teleporting everywhere. LUCIUS, NARCISSA, STOP LOVING THE BABY. CAN YOU ALL JUST- ARGH! Who knew trying to kill a baby peacefully would be this hard?