Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy managed to adopt The Boy Who Lived! Of course, their nefarious plot to eliminate him is perfectly planned, and won't have any hiccups, right? Right? Right guys? Oh no, the kid's teleporting everywhere. LUCIUS, NARCISSA, STOP LOVING THE BABY. CAN YOU ALL JUST- ARGH! Who knew trying to kill a baby peacefully would be this hard?

Hermione gets on Harry's case for not being OP!Harry, bringing up a series of judgements. Harry giggles to himself about them as he sips on cocoa.

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Harry Potter's soul flying through Death's window ninety years before it's supposed to! The usual insanity-fueled crackfic drabble most of you have come to expect. K but has some very slight language.

Harry deeply regrets walking into that room all those years ago. A romance/fluff/horror Hacey drabble for the Hacey Discord server's monthly drabble competition! Rated M for slight gore and language!

Tracey Davis has never been one to think about all those "do's" and "don'ts" that everyone else spends their time pouring over. Never has been, never will be. Written for the Hacey Discord Server's monthly Drabble!